The Legend of The Bangkok DuckThere is a tale which oldtimer foodies have been telling for many years now. It's mystery has eluded many Foodie explorers in the past.
The story has been passed on from one foodie to the next, yet no proof was ever produced so the story remained a legend...until now.
Join me as we explore the mystery and the wonders of The Bangkok Duck.
Legend has it that Filipino pilots stayed at the Amari hotel near the Bangkok airport many years ago. These Pilots would get bored and would sometimes get out of the hotel and roam free, to explore and discover what Bangkok had to offer aside from its lewd shows and insect street food.
It is through this endeavor that the elusive mystery fowl was discovered. For the benefit of curious foodies as yours truly....The Anonymous Foodtripper!
The journey begins when you check in your baggage at the bangkok Airport. Once you have checked in, chances are you have an hour or so to spare. And rather than walking around the airport to be tempted to buy overpriced duty free products, look for a sign that says: To Amarri Hotel!

Go down the elevator and proceed to a flyover that goes across the street towards the hotel.
This is the flyover on the left.

Before reaching the hotel go down on the stairs on the right side.

Now walk. Walk like there is no tomorrow. For with every step you come closer to gastronomic ecstacy. (excuse my tendency to exaggerate. gutom na ako e).
You walk about 100 meters until you reach. . . . . . . . . .
The Watdonmuang Phra-Arramluang! (can you say that 10 times fast?)

What it is , is actually a Buddhist Temple. This is you main landmark. Once you reach this you must never look back. For you will turn into salt!
Just keep walking my friend. Your quest is near its climax. Just a few more steps an you will see. . . . . .

A motorcycle taxi station!!! hehehe.
But be patient my young grasshopper. Ignore the throbbing pain of your legs. Keep your mind focused to the task at hand. For yet a few more paces will expose to you . . . . .
Tan taaaa daaa daaaaaan!!

This huge yellow signage written in Thai! Is it a Thai Andoks? Is it a Thai kodak cameraworld!!? No My friend. The sign reads : Osharos Restaurant. As indicated in the menu below.

You have found your bounty! Rejoice for all your patience and hardship will now be rewarded. But before anything you must first acknowledge the magnitude of your great fortune to have the opportunity to meet the awe inspiring . . . . . .
Bangkok Duck Dude!!!
That's me on the right. The equally bodacious, Anonymous Food tripper!
The Duck dude will choose for you the most prime of his freshly cooked ducks. One that is not too hard nor too soft, not too old nor too new, not too fat nor too thin, not too oily nor too dry, not too....oh you get the picture!
The Duck dude is an extremely cool senior citizen who is also a champion marathon runner. He has pictures in his store of him recieving a trophy for a marathon which he won. I think he still runs up to now as he is still very chipper , bouncy and light on his feet.
The Duck Dude will now display his amazing skill in crafting and cutting the Bangkok Duck.
He may even debone it if you request. However I don't recommend it because it takes too long. And sayang din yung meat na sumamasama sa bone when you debone it.
If the Duck Dude likes you he will give you a discount! The Duck right now is 450 Baht. But he can give it to you for 430, which he writes on his chopping board with his cleaver if you don' understand Thai, such as I. (uy rhyming!)
The duck is very juicy and tasty. It comes with two sauces. One is made from the drippings which is good when you mix it whith your rice (yum! but sinful). The second sauce is like a sweet and sour soy sauce with peppers where you dip the duck meat itself. The peppers are not hot and is actually good to chew and not just swallow! (sounds kinky)
The Duck Dude will take awhile to chop your duck so the best thing to do while you wait is . . .
Eat right there such as these 2 lovebirds! I recommend that you order 1/4 order of duck and 1/4 order of roasted pork with rice and an orange soda! Scrumptous!
And so ends the Mystery of The Bangkok Duck. You may now take away the duck which you have ordered. The duck Dude will put it in a syrofoam container and wrap it properly to enable you to handcarry the duck home. I suggest that once you get hoe you refrigerate it right away to avoid spoilage. If you intend to keep it for a longer time, put it in the freezer. It'll keep for about a week max.
I now conclude this edition of my foodtrip blog.
This has been The Anonymous Foodtripper saying to you: "Keep your eyes open and your tongue exposed!"
See ya next time!









